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for 17 days after the chilean mine collapsed the miners' families didn't even know the men had survived. it was weeks before communication could be established and there was that excruciating window when the world knew they would be trapped for months but the miners themselves were not told. finally tomorrow night the miners are expected to be pulled from the earth and my co-anchor bill weir will be there reporting from the site to capture the finale to this amazing story. so be sure to tune in. tomorrow night but that's our report for tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: i am jimmy kimmel with the play of the week with your pigskin companion. nothing better than a football game with a nice cold bud lite but what if it takes the beer
guy a long time? wouldn't it be better if he was with you always like an angel. >> beer here. call beer. >> jimmy: hey, mr. beer man, relax, take a seat. >> i cannot sit down. i don't have a ticket. >> jimmy: yes, you do have a ticket because i bought you one. >> wow, that mean i can sit down and watch the game. >> jimmy: yes, sit down and i will sit and help you drink this delicious bud light. >> wow. >> jimmy: let me get that for you. i think you have a line now, guillermo. >> here we go. >> jimmy: that was the one. >> wow, you're my best friend now. >> jimmy: i feel the same way. do have you a ball opener? >> no. >> jimmy: i'll take that. >> visit facebook.com/budlight. "jimmy kimmel live" back with music from xx, carrie ann inaba
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>> jimmy: thank you for being here. thank you for watching and i want to say happy thanksgiving to our viewers in canada. today is canadian thanksgiving on this day every year. canadians gather with their families to give thanks that celine dion moved to las vegas and we send them our warmest wishes. here in the united states it was columbus day today which makes tonight columbus night which is the best. it was also national coming out day. every year on this day add midnight i break into my parents' bedroom and tell them i'm gay. it never gets ole. it's actually -- [ applause ] -- kind of funny that national coming out day is the same day at columbus day but it's no coincidence because that's christopher columbus who said i
think i'll put on my best frilly neck wrap and sail the ocean blue and he did. what i like most about national coming out day is definitely the mattress sales. >> one day only. it's sleepy time's first coming out day mattress sale. come out of the closet and get into value. our lowest gayest prices every, bring mom, dad, tell them you're gay in our showroom today and sleep like a baby tonight. sleepy time coming out day mattress sale on victory boulevard. >> jimmy: no bedbugs. clean as a whistle. i think it's safe to assume that carl paladino is not excited about coming out day being on columbus day. carl paladino told a group of orthodox jewish leaders in brooklyn he wants to make sure children are brainwashed into believing that homosexual relationships are equally valid as to heterosexual relationships
and criticized andrew cuomo for marching in a gay pride parade with his daughters so i guess he's planning to decorate the governor's mansion himself. he says he's not anti-gay. just believes people in heterosexual marriages are happier and more successful so he's encouraging all gay men to go out and marry a straight woman immediately. needless to say a lot of people were upset by what he said but pal dean mow is not apologizing and not back down. here he is defending himself on "good morning america." >>. >> andrew cuomo said he took his children to a gay pride parade. i was at one in toronto one time. we stumbled on it. my wife and i and it wasn't pretty. it was a bunch of very extreme type people in bikini type outfits grinding at each other and doing these gyrations and i certainly wouldn't let my young children see that. >> jimmy: see that's exactly the
talk that cost him election for president of the lady gaga fan club and also on the "today" show where he continued to hammer cuomo for bringing his daughters to the parade. >> mr. como took his daughters to a gay pride parade. >> i think you could possibly expose your children to a lot of things. >> i think that's disgusting. >> thanks for coming back. >> jimmy: celebrates his gay pride. meanwhile, good news for the singer george michael. he was released from prison today. he was in there for driving under the influence. he served half his time and got out, so double happy coming out day to him. it was another exciting installment of "dancing with the stars" tonight. week four of the competition. jennifer grey who i've selected and bet millions of dollars on
got the high score. the low score went to the situation from "jersey shore." they did things differently. the judges gave each contestant two scores, one for presentation and one for overall weirdness i think but there was a big celebrity in the "dancing with the stars" audience tonight. you know they have these cameos from time to time. well, my uncle frank was there in the audience and -- ♪ >> jimmy: you're about to see him. where is uncle -- well, yes, see, there he is right there. featured prominently. [ applause ] >> jimmy: wasn't he supposed to be here? he picked up a side gig protecting judge bruno from michael bolton. president obama has been busy latency trying to drum up support for fellow democrats. both he and vice president biden were at a rally in philadelphia this weekend. here's the president. watch very closely. somebody threw a book at him. there's the book sailing by.
obama didn't seem to notice but the secret service did. look, zooming -- the book -- justin bieber's autobiography, first step to forever, my story. [ applause ] >> jimmy: a shoe thrown at him, bush and obama a book. election day is only three weeks away. here on california another vote on drugs. we vote on drugs a lot in california. proposition 19 if passed would legalize possession of up to an ounce of marijuana for personal use. pot laws in california are already pretty relaxed. it's harder to get a fishing license than a medical marijuana license here but prop 19 would enable the state to collect taxes on pot which would supposedly create new jobs and up in the bay area they've even formed a marijuana workers union. >> starting at $25 an hour base pay you might be surprised to hear the unionized medical marijuana industry begin in the bay air? >> the kind of jobs we can raise
our families on, send our kids to school with. our jobs have pensions. >> they consist of cultivators, pre-roll techs who work the rolling paper machine, lab te technicians who earn up to $45 an hour. flamein' hot funyons and human resources and coten mouth managers, hat guy, they wear awesome hats and whoa-ers, they stare at their hands and say whoa. >> jimmy: that's a good job. looks like our budget problems are over. google, the company that helped us find so many wonderful things on the internet has been testing driver-free cars. these are cars that drive themselves using computers and robotics. now, i once welded a roomba to my steering wheel but it didn't work at all. the logs have cared 140,000
miles in california alone. they've been testing them. isn't this self-driving car the reason we have david hasselhoff? i mean, but the ceo of google, says cars should be able to drive themselves which experts say could lead to a golden age of drunkenness in this country. plus now when you tell your kids don't make me come back there, you can actually go back there. it's pretty cool. here's the story and a look at how they work from headline news. >> imagine this, if your car could drive itself. it is true. it's happening now. google has seven cars that can, sensors and gps keep you from crashing. altogether they have gone more than 140,000 miles in test drives, one even navigated itself down san francisco's steep curvy lombard street and engineers say these cars react faster than people do. >> jimmy: that dumpster closes automatically when a dumb guy falls in.
i guess it malfunctioned. [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, speaking of dumb guys i think i figured out why brett favre keeps going back to football. the nfl in case you haven't heard is reviewing allegations from deadspin which reported that brett favre sent text messages and lewd photos to a hostess that worked for the jets when he was a quarterback for the jets and then another jets employee, a massage therapist said she had a similar thing happen with him to her. who does this guy think he is? a golfer? it's -- deadspin has -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. deadspin has voice mail messages from a person who sounds like him and photographs of what they say is brett favre's genitalia. supposedly he teched them -- has that strategy ever worked, by the way? she's not responding to my -- maybe i'll put a camera down my
pants and send it. unfortunately not everyone has access to the internet especially when they're on vacation so i sent guillermo out on the street to get local reaction to the pictures of today's most valuable penis ♪ people on the street react to brett favre's alleged penis." >> i don't know. the top of it doesn't look right. >> what do you think? >> i've seen enough. >> kind of looks like a mushroom. >> like a mushroom? >> yes. >> it's okay. >> it's all right. >> not bad. >> oh, no. >> not this one. >> hi, ladies. i'm going 0 show you a picture. >> okay. >> tell me what do you think? s>> cute fellow.
nice fellow. >> nice fellow. ♪ people on the street react to brett favre's alleged pe nchnis >> jimmy: petting it. brett favre had to play a game in new york. there was lightning. god sdlad the game because of what happened. before he delivered a tearful apology and said he was sorry for the distraction. deadspin posted these voice mail messages. this is why all professional athletes should destroy their cell phones. >> i'm going back to the hotel and just chill. so -- >> can you please take your name off your phone. my wife went through my phone. >> all right. would love to see you tonight. >> what's that?
>> no. you [ bleep ]. i don't care about you. >> all right. talk to you later. >> bye. >> [ bleep ] you. >> jimmy: that's a reality show. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: michael chiklis is here. he has a new show called "no ordinary family" about a family of superheroes. michael plays the dad superhero but he's been backstage pretty much all evening arm wrestling our -- >> hey, look who it is. >> hollywood boulevard superheroes. >> all right. on the count of three, all right? one, two, three. oh, man. that's it. >> concrete. it's unbelievable. >> i'm sorry. i had an unfair advantage. cheers. >> jimmy: the thing about spider-man his suit is very stinky so -- but -- oh, never mind.
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really? a hulk. a hulk. okay. let's do this. on three, ready. >> i'm ready. >> one, two, three. >> oh, yeah. yeah. keep trying. put your body weight into it. he's really trying too. [ applause ] >> glad to do business with you. >> jimmy: everything you do, with us the lone lady judge on the best celebrity ballroom dancing show ever carrie ann inaba is here. then later on all the way from london they took an airplane to get here, this is their debut
album. it's called xx, the xx -- wait a minute from the bud light stage. tomorrow night bruce willis and karl urban will be here and the latest "dancing with the stars" castoff which i guess will probably -- i noepts -- maybe will be the situation and his abs ch abs. then later this week, gabby sidibe, julia stiles will be with us and music from mark ronson and our first guest is an emmy and golden globe winning actor who you know from seven seasons on "the shield." you can now see his smoothly shaven polished head on "no ordinary family." please say hello to like.
[ cheers and applause ] why did you beat up spider-man and the hulk? kids get sad when they see that kind of thing. >> they had it coming. did you get my text? >> jimmy: no, i did not get a text. oh, that text. yeah. i bet it looks just like you. >> boom! ladies and gentlemen, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: had to wear a little vikings helmet. everything all right? >> excellent. >> jimmy: thanks for working on columbus day. normally it would be an off day for most people. did you at least get the weekend to relax? >> actually we wrapped saturday morning at 4:30 from a night shoot. >> jimmy: really. >> then i was at work at 6:45 today. >> jimmy: that's bad. >> the rest for the wicked and the good don't need it.
>> jimmy: are your kids upset when you're not around. >> no, my dad -- my dad is -- we refer to him as blunt trauma. >> jimmy: why? >> well, because he's honest and he's a new england guy and he's -- let me tart by saying my dad is my hero but he just is brutally honest and came out here to watch the show and, you know, this is a big show. it's ambitious. the equivalent of making a marvel feature film every nine working days so it's a lot of work and i'm playing a superhero so i'm always doing these stunts and it's a lot of work so i come home and i'm like get me the frozen peas and have to ice my knees and everything because i'm being hung by a cable upside down and everything so i'm telling my dad how much work it is and it's so hard, dad, i got bruises and i'm swollen. i tore my calf. and he's like, michael, what are you complaining about? you just prance around in front of the camera all night, don't you? >> jimmy: really.
>> i'm like, yeah, dad. that's what i do. >> jimmy: prance is not a word you want used when describing your work. >> yeah. >> jimmy: does he like watch your shows and movies and that sort of thing. >> he does. he's just, again, it's like getting hit in the head with a bat when he doesn't like it. but i mean when he loves it, he loves it and he tells me. once i did a show where he called me afterwards and said, michael, you defiled yourself. and i went, oh. but, dad, i mean it was a good gig and -- i don't care what it was. you humiliated yourself and who was that co-star? he was awful. >> jimmy: great. >> because he's from new england. he's got the big -- >> jimmy: on the show your whole family in a plane crash gets superpowers which is not usually how it works in a plane crash. >> no, but -- >> jimmy: very lucky family. >> that's right.
usually plane crash works out differently but we have this incredible plane crash in the middle of the amazon and something mysterious happens to all of us and we survive and my kids, you know, my 16-year-old in the show, my daughter ends up being a clair vowant. can read mines. that's the only thing that would make harder for me as a parent of a 17-year-old if my 17-year-old could read my mind. that's like the most horrifying thought in the world. >> jimmy: doesn't know what's going through your head. i'm going to guess she's got a pretty good idea. >> only part of the time. trust me. some -- especially with regard to her boyfriend, i hi she doesn't want to know. >> jimmy: no. probably best that she doesn't? my youngest in the show, the boy in the show, he was about to be put in remedial classes so he becomes a supergenius and the great thing about the way the show is written is each one of us, whatever we feel we're lacking as people, like i feel like i haven't been a strong enough father so i -- i'm imbibed with super strength.
haven't been a strong enough husband, father, provider, all of that so i become super strong. and my wife feels like there's not enough time in the day and can't get everything done so she becomes super speedy. >> jimmy: she's on speed? >> no. yeah. >> jimmy: she zips around to the pta meetings. >> hitting the red bull. >> jimmy: and one of your co-stars in it is great. a funny guy -- >> when i see i'm going to work with him the next day, it just makes me wake up before my alarm because i know it's going to be a fun day and all i'm going to do is laugh. >> jimmy: we have a clip. i think you need to set up what's happening here. >> what's great about the show, too is in the beginning we're trying -- we're new superheroes. we don't know how to use our superpowers, so we're not good at it. i jump like a quarter of a mile at a time but i'm not very graceful in my landing so i'm like taking out park benches and
breaking holes in roofs and just ruining stuff because i have no grace. so romney comes over to teach me to dance. through dance he's going to teach me how to be pore graceful. >> jimmy: here we go. ordinary ordinary. >> i don't think is good. >> the key is just feeling the beat. you feel that? do you feel that? >> yes, i feel that. >> okay, good. now, what does it make you want to do? tap your feet, right tap. tap your feet. >> nice, tap. okay. commit to it. nice, here you go. okay, good. now just lean, all right, yes, tap your feet. there you go. okay, good. yeah, what does that make you want to do -- makes you want to turn, right turn, respond. >> oh. >> turn baby, turn. >> oh. >> jimmy: clumsy and sad. can't fix things with super
strength. >> no, see, that's the problem. i keep on breaking things but i got to tell you something right after that my daughter comes in and sort of the cover of the fact that i've taken out part of the wall i tell her that, you know, rominey's character is teaching me to dance because my wife and i are going to a wedding. i love to incorporate things in my real life onto shows once in a while when there's an opportunity so i incorporate something that was an invention by my 11-year-old daughter affectionately known as the butt dance. >> jimmy: the butt dance. >> yes, right after that sequence right after that i do the butt dance. >> jimmy: well, show us a little -- >> you have to do the butt dance with me. >> jimmy: no, i can't. [ cheers and applause ] >> absolutely. yes. here's how it starts. it's more about a feel than the dancing. >> jimmy: your partner is over here. >> you can do this. you can do this.
i know you can. >> watch this. so it starts with a grimace, first it starts with a beat so just -- no, it's got to be a little quicker. ♪ so starts whoever your partner is you just have to turn to them with a grimace like this ♪ >> jimmy: your partner is over there. >> grimace at the camera. grimace at that grimace, okay. the eyebrow up. grimace. now go with the beat -- not the arms, just the butt, just the butt ♪
>> that's right. that's right. that's right. that's right. >> jimmy: you know what we'll do. get carrie ann out here to evaluate you. michael chiklis, "no ordinary family." don't go anywhere, guillermo. be back with carrie ann inaba. [ applause ] if you're taking an antidepressant and still feel depressed, one option your doctor may consider is adding abilify. abilify treats depression in adults when added to an antidepressant. some people had symptom improvement in as early as one to two weeks after adding abilify. now with the abilify (me+) program, your first two weeks of abilify can be free. abilify is not for everyone. call your doctor if your depression worsens or you have unusual changes in behavior, or thoughts of suicide. antidepressants can increase these
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michael's butt dance? >> will you show me how to do the butt dance. >> you know how with the tango it's more about a feeling? >> yes. oh -- >> it's about a feeling. usually we're watching a football game. and a commercial will come on and there will be a groove. >> hit the groove, boys. >> and my daughter odessa will just turn to me -- >> i can't do that very -- >> that's a different dance. >> it's just all about the butt. >> jimmy, come on, jimmy. >> jimmy: pie butt is broken. >> come on, jimmy. come on, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> boom, boom, boom, boom. >> jimmy: it barely even works. >> that's it. >> that's the butt dance.
>> jimmy: i enjoyed watching you do the butt dance. >> who wants to see jimmy do the butt dance? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's going to be a long night. >> thank you for the education. >> i got to tell you do it better than me. >> jimmy: carrie is a professional judge and professional dancer. >> and bootee shaker. >> jimmy: and booty shaker as well. did you dance with your dad and do that kind of thing in front of football games? >> no, that was very different. that's kind of cool. i might try that one. >> why not. >> jimmy: you sent this out and this is kind of cool. >> this is the big black book. >> jimmy: i always wondered what you're writing in the book. >> this is what i take my notes in. these are the scores from tonight. there's a kind of a crazy -- >> jimmy: so you write down -- this is how they get the scores. >> so people are always asking me what are you doing? are you signing autographs? i'm passing off the scores to
the producers so everybody is on the same page. >> jimmy: you didn't cross anything off. all the scores -- >> all there. >> jimmy: how much is the score based on whether the person is a jerk or not? that's got to be a little bit. >> that has nothing to do with anything. >> jimmy: it doesn't? really? >> can you be a jerk and dance well. >> jimmy: but then wouldn't you go -- if you have to choose between the 7 and 8 i'm going with the 7. >> there might be a little of that. if you're in the mix, yeah, i guess if something like if their fun comes out like kyle of a tendency if i'm in doubt i go a little higher. >> jimmy: and he's a kid. >> there's something great about him. >> jimmy: so you'll score up a little bit. >> it has to be will on the dance floor. >> jimmy: the situation was not good. do you think he's practicing? >> yes. >> jimmy: you do. >> i i do -- you didn't see the intensity. there was a bit of an impro
improvement. >> jimmy: was that intensity? i didn't know what was going on there. >> that first lift was not bad. right when he flipped her -- >> jimmy: i don't what a lift is. i hear you talk about the lift but i don't know what exactly it is. >> you can't do lifts on our show but if you do an arrange tango, you can. why are you so hard on lives, people say. on our desk there is a paper that clearly defines what a lift is and says it's against the rules so len and bruno have decided they don't care. they're from england. they're not going to jail. i'm the only one who follows the rules and it's there so the older contestants are sort of on a level playing ground because the lifts are for the younger folks. >> jimmy: i got you. >> i'm sure you could lift. >> jimmy: well, obviously. there's been some ugliness this season so far as you were aware. bruno and michael bolton had a falling out. >> there is no love there.
>> jimmy: there really isn't any love there. >> no, there ises no love -- >> jimmy: michael bolton seemed very, very upset. have you had that -- david alan grier got mad at you once. >> i was a fly girl like we were all friends. i don't know. >> jimmy: maybe that's why he -- he felt like you should be on his side because you were at one time a fly girl. >> yes, but i was very nice to david alan grier. his dances were not that terrific and i was very kind to him but he -- he let me have it. >> jimmy: did he apologize to you? i know he felt bad. >> i know you tried to get him to apologize but he didn't really do it on the air but he did actually e-mail. hey, girl, sorry about that, let's hang out. delete. i did. yeah, right. >> jimmy: wow. that's something else. many of the celebrities and their dance partners seem to sleep together. true?
>> yes, you have a guy eye. you notice the important things. >> jimmy: i read these things. >> the dance world is that. it's very incestuous. everybody sleeps together. >> jimmy: the dancers are mostly the same every year and -- kind of like less than a year and so it's just each celebrity is moving in, sleeping with this person and then it's almost like a brothel. >> a little bit. a little bit, dancers are like brothel-like, i guess but it's so sexy. i grew up as a dancer and very to say, it happens. i mean like i fell in love with my dance teacher. this brazilian guy and i was in class with him. it's very physical. like everyone is touching you all day long and you have this breakthrough and like, i love you. next week you're dancing with somebody else. >> jimmy: kurt warner tonight -- kurt warner tonight for instance said, listen, i'm a christian and i'm married and i really need to focus on -- and i'm a quarterback which can get you into shaky ground just to start with like i really need to somehow -- what do you do?
you can't. people are on top of you. >> you got to go for it. >> there's hyman wrestling going on. it's a jewish term. >> what did you say? i think i misunderstood that. >> jimmy: but there is a lot -- it is really -- >> there's hyman wrestling going on. >> jimmy: 40% of the show is dry humping. >> but that's what is sort of hot. not hike this old-fashioned hot form but modern from the hips and below. >> jimmy: no, it absolutely is. no, i do. in fact, there were a couple of times where i felt like an old lady like, ooh, this is very erotic. >> you know what? tonight's show did you see florence henderson? >> jimmy: i did. >> did she do this? >> jimmy: she's -- >> that was awkward. i mean i give her credit for like going there but i was like, mama brady, so inappropriate.
>> jimmy: it really is it's shocking. >> it was disturbing. >> jimmy: that's how they got six kids on that brady bunch. it wasn't from -- >> right. sdwrm it wasn't from being safe. wonderful to have you here. always wonderful. please give my regards to everyone there on the show especially crazy bruno who genuinely insane. >> yes, he is genuinely insane and always in his underwear so i'll see him tomorrow in his underwear. you know that, right. you know bruin though sits around in his underwear. >> jimmy: this is owned by the disney network. >> he not from around here. we have meeting and bruno is in his little skivvies, okay. >> jimmy: who gets eliminated tomorrow in your opinion? >> ooh. it's going to be tight. it's probably going to be between maybe bristol and situation, but you know i never know how the audience is going 0 vote. that's what's exciting. >> jimmy: if bristol palin gets eliminated there is a zero percent chance of her visiting
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